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什麼樣的履歷會需要這麼大的木箱來裝？一位網友正要申請著名的遊戲商：威世智公司的工作，於是做了這樣的履歷。

威世智是創造卡牌遊戲「魔法風雲會」，及代理「龍與地下城」的著名遊戲商。所以，雖然這名網友曾經在迪士尼工作，擁有很棒的資歷，他還是決定要用一份特別的履歷來證明他的能力。

首先，他用3D列印印出石碑的模型，這是整個概念的關鍵。其中一面是警告，另一面則是碑文。

He 3D printed a set of tablets, the crux of the idea. He a warning on one side and an inscription on the other.

警告的圖案長這樣，如果解開封印，就會觸動邪惡的魔法。

The details of the warning, not to open the seal or a terrible magic would be unleashed. He added a primer before tending to the mold.

他在灌模之前先上了底漆，然後在四周加上牆壁，避免矽利康溢出。

He added some walls to help set the mold and avoid spillage.

接著把矽利康加進去。

The silicone is added and settles, though it looks wet this is the dry form.

這是矽利康模子的完成品。

The mold in it's finished form.

這是把石膏倒入模子後的樣子，他加了一些添加物，讓它的材質看起來更像大理石。

One of the finished tablets after pouring the plaster into the mold. He added some filler material to help give it that marble stone look.

但是，悲劇發生了，他在搬石碑的時候不小心手滑，把它摔破了。

Before moving on from here he gave his first tablet a good smash. Since he had made the mold, making a replacement would be a snap and he needed to know that the tablets could be poken open easily. He dropped this one from about 3 feet.

還好有模子在，要再做一個並不難。至少現在他知道這些石碑很脆弱！這一塊在不到1公尺高的地方摔落，就碎成這樣了。

這些石碑的內部是空心的，因為裡面要擺他的履歷。

The tablets were designed to be hollow. The employees of the Wizards of the Coast are only human after all, so they are guaranteed to ignore the warnings on the outsides of the tablets. He placed his résumé in the center of each tablet, which he says weighed about the same as it would if it were made of actual stone.

他說每一塊石碑都跟真的石頭差不多重。

Glammed it up a bit, to be Arthurian and presentable.

弄得美觀點，讓它看起來像是亞瑟王時期的產物。

The text reads

碑文的意思是：「粉碎此碑文者，得以召喚一名強力盟友。但是，注意了，這樣做會永遠改變未來。」

他用姓名首字的蠟封封住信，再把信和履歷放進石碑的中間。

He created a wax seal with his initials, then stuffed a résumé and letter into each tablet.

他打造了兩塊石碑，因為第二塊才是他認為能得到面試機會的秘密兵器。

The reason for two tablets was that the second one is what he is counting on to get him the interview. He says that the first one is likely to only be cracked open by a handful of people, but after that they will be so excited to crack open the other that they are likely to gather a large group.

他的預想是：敲碎第一塊石碑時，周圍只會有一小群人，但他們敲碎之後，一定會有很多興奮的人圍過去，想看第二塊石碑被敲碎。

The straw came straight from a local stables, freshly picked (not from the actual stable).

用新鮮現摘的草填滿縫隙。

He included a hammer and chisel in the package. While smashing a tablet on the ground is a good way to let out some aggression he wanted to make sure that there was an easier way.